Under One Person: Shaolin Kung Fu Suppresses Sex

"Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is the root of trouble, and anger is thunder, smoke and artillery. Drinking, sex, and wealth are the four precepts, and disobeying the four precepts is the four arrogance!" Everyone in the world knows that drunkenness, sex, and wealth lead to arrogance, but they don't know that the fifth precept of Buddhism—the precept of killing—is the real insanity! What? The four crazy people are my lackeys! Bah! "Thunder Smoke Cannon" is obviously my silly and cute fat junior brother! "Bone Scraper" is obviously my charming little girlfriend! "Bane Seedling" is obviously my loyal little brother! "Intestinal Poison" is obviously my... Um... Junior brother's confidante? Yeah? Right!