Also known as "Dragon Clan? My System Only Wants Me to Die of Embarrassment!", "This Dragon-Slaying System Is Such a Troublemaker!", "So, My System Is Hot Pot Soup Base", "Dragon Clan: A Feast for the Senses", and "The Good-for-Nothing Boy’s God-Tier Menu"
“Use a broom to whack the ‘cockroach’ (baby dragon)! Reward: hot pot soup base that burns your throat! Hurry!”
Lu Ming: “NO! I want to sleep, ” (Bzzzt! Electric shock warning.)
Forced to join the “Cassell Pancake Branch School,” hidden in the kitchen behind a pancake stall, Lu Ming’s daily life becomes an endless cycle of public humiliation:
Serious meeting? Braid the poker-faced upperclassman Yinuo’s hair… then blow up his toupee!
Cafeteria defense battle? Use weapons nut Lilith’s “wok” flamethrower… make a Taotie dragon cry from the heat and, while he’s at it, blow up the cafeteria!
Undercover at a bubble tea shop? Use the code phrase, “Your sweet dreams (no sugar, less ice) are ready,” to catch bubble tea dragons sneaking sips of people’s “dreams.”
Old Liu’s pancake stall downstairs? “Two extra eggs” is the secret code for a mysterious rendezvous!
System rewards? Nothing but a complete rip-off!
Catnip resistance (to ward off cat dragons), one minute of invisibility on the spot (perfect for playing dead), cosmic nail art (it evolves into a nail clipper just to annoy you, can you believe it?)…
When the mastermind unleashes a citywide dream-theft scheme, the System brings out its ultimate move:
“Put on the Sailor Moon projection outfit! Dance the cheer routine to activate the divine weapon! Chant: ‘In the name of the Moon… destroy hot pot?’”
Lu Ming: “Just kill me!”
For the freedom to eat hot pot (strike that) and world peace, he transforms through his tears! The divine weapon activates. In an instant, a flood of virtual grilled skewers, bubble tea, and split hot pots overwhelms the villain’s ultimate attack… and blows it up!
