Parasitic Stone: I Survive in Another World Until I Become a God!

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Gods and demons fell, their bones turned to fossils, and their remains scattered across the myriad heavens.

Cultivators in this world practice neither immortality nor demonic arts. The only way to embark on the path to transcendence is to merge with "parasite stones," formed from the remains of gods and demons.

This is a thorny path where power and madness go hand in hand. Every breakthrough is a deadly gamble against the will of the gods and demons within one's body. Win, and your cultivation soars. Lose, and you become a mindless killing puppet or explode on the spot!

For billions of years, no one has ever ascended to godhood. Every powerhouse who reached the pinnacle of the Dao was reduced to ashes in the final "Tribulation of Ascension."

Lin Gou, a transmigrator from Blue Star with the word "survive" etched into his soul, accidentally merges with an unidentified mysterious Origin Stone.

From then on, he gains unparalleled "compatibility" and "digestive ability."

All right, dear readers! Buckle up, floor the gas, and let's hit the road! High-energy warning ahead. Hold on tight and get comfortable. Ab workout protection program: disabled! Prepare for a cultivation-world landslide so hilarious it'll make your soul fly out and your abs split on the spot!