Others Are Cheating, I Am Cheating, Overturning the Global Medical Community

[High-energy early warning: urban imagination + post-00s lifestyle + Chinese medicine cute pet + hilarious slap in the face + lots of sexy talk! The masterpiece of stress relief in 2025, with high energy throughout, making your kidneys hurt from laughing! "This meow can cure all diseases with one punch, bring the dead back to life with one claw, and detour the king of hell with one needle!" Experts questioned: "Cats understand Chinese medicine? It is simply a shame to the medical community!" Medical expert: "Impossible! Chinese medicine is all lies!" Immortal Meow: "Oh, are you pretending to be cool in front of me? Watch me send you to heaven with one paw!" Ye Xiaotian, born in the 2000s, is an all-natural, non-additional orphan who was brutally booked by a black-hearted hospital! At the moment of despair, an orange cat with a lot of talk fell from the sky: "You meow, your kidneys are so weak that you are smoking! Let me do a set of ancestral cat massage techniques!" From then on, Ye Xiaotian started the road of "changing his life against the will of heaven" dominated by a venomous and talkative cat! Sweep across the city and deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction! Slap the shameless hospital in the face, step on the medical giant, and punch the pretending miracle doctor! "The Great Immortal Meow said that we will use Chinese medicine to blow up the entire medical world! Meow~" Ye Xiaotian: "Great Immortal, you are so awesome, why did you become a stray cat?" Immortal Meow: "What a meow. I was a doctor in the palace back then, but I was tricked by that old lady Cixi..."