[System + fast-paced + urban high martial arts + adventure + witty banter]
Lin Xun is an ordinary college student whose biggest dream is to get fewer bad reviews while delivering takeout.
Then one day, the broken compass left behind by his father, who had been missing for ten years, starts ringing.
[Ding! Dear Host, your “deadbeat-dad” cheat is now online! Friendly reminder: this System is a little sharp-tongued, but it knows a little bit about everything.]
From then on, Lin Xun’s life veers from an inspirational coming-of-age story into urban fantasy, high martial arts, and wisecracks. It goes completely off the rails.
While others train diligently, Lin Xun picks a fight with the Shanhai Pavilion and cons them out of a full set of divine gear.
While others battle for their lives, Lin Xun tells jokes to the BOSS and successfully gets him to switch sides.
While others play “the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind,” Lin Xun sets up a barbecue stand behind them and sells beer.
They all say Lin Xun is the most dishonorable monster in the “Inner World.”
Lin Xun can only say, “Just standard procedure. Don’t make a fuss.”
After all, there’s nothing in this world that a single “Italian cannon” can’t solve.
And if there is… then fire another one!
