(Transmigration) (System) (Power Fantasy)
The Misguided Teacher System: Wukong, I’ll Teach You Scientific Cultivation
I transmigrated into Journey to the West and got bound to the “Ultimate Misguided Teacher System.”
The more badly I teach, the better the rewards.
While everyone else taught Wukong spells and supernatural powers, I taught him radio calisthenics and showed him "Animal World".
Patriarch Bodhi scolded me: “This is the heretical path!”
But Wukong punched Bodhi’s horsetail whisk to pieces. “Master’s physics lessons helped me deconstruct the Seventy-Two Transformations!”
When the Heavenly Court besieged Flower-Fruit Mountain, the monkeys brought out a blackboard and used game theory to work out the heavenly soldiers’ formations.
The Jade Emperor looked at the battle report in despair. “The demon monkeys write up mathematical proofs before fighting?”
Then, on the journey to the west, the Six-Eared Macaque attacked.
Wukong calmly pulled out the DNA tester I’d taught him to use. “Master said this is called scientific debunking.”
