(Travel) (System) (Shuangwen)
Misleading Disciple System: Wukong, I will teach you how to cultivate immortality scientifically
I traveled through Journey to the West and was bound to the "Strongest Misleading Disciple System".
The more crooked the teaching, the stronger the reward.
Others taught Wukong magic powers, but I taught him how to do radio gymnastics and watch "Animal World".
Patriarch Bodhi angrily rebuked: "This is the evil way!"
But Wukong blew up Bodhi's whisk with one punch: "The physical principles taught by Master have been deconstructed into seventy-two changes!"
When the Heavenly Court was encircling Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys carried a blackboard and used game theory to deduce the formation of the Heavenly soldiers.
The Jade Emperor collapsed when he saw the battle report: "Monkeys write mathematical derivation before fighting?"
Until the six-eared macaque attacked on the way to the Buddhist scriptures.
Wukong calmly took out the DNA detector I taught him: "Master said this is called scientific anti-counterfeiting.
