Naruto: My System Seems a Little Off

Whirlpool Xiangyang, a transmigrator whose soul came from another world, had hoped to live quietly in the ninja world and enjoy a peaceful retirement.

But then, “Ding!” A “defective” System forcibly bound itself to him, labeling him “Aunt Li,” identifying the Child of Destiny, Naruto, as “Li Xiaoyao,” and, even more absurdly, pairing the tsundere Sasuke with “Lin Yueru”!

From then on, he took on the heavy responsibility of being “Aunt Li”:

[Mission One: Give “Li Xiaoyao” a loving mother's embrace!] Through tears, he put on an act, hugged the child, and wept bitterly. The Third Hokage watched in bewilderment, but Xiangyang unexpectedly unlocked the art of flying on a sword, soaring into the sky and stunning Konoha!

[Mission Two: Bring “Li Xiaoyao” and “Lin Yueru” together!] Faced with Naruto spitting up milk all over Sasuke's face and Sasuke headbutting him with a rattle at their “first meeting,” Xiangyang embraced the violent ideal that “fighting is affection, and scolding is love,” forcing Naruto and Sasuke to seal their engagement with a headbutt and leaving Uchiha Fugaku utterly devastated!

[Mission Three: Earn the “Wine Sword Immortal's” approval of your teaching methods!] When Jiraiya questioned him, he had young Naruto and Sasuke chant together, “Ride the wind on your sword, and rid the world of demons!” Their sword energy appeared for the first time, shattering the Three Legendary Sannin's worldview!

Under “Aunt Li's” “Sword and Fairy”-style upbringing, Naruto and Sasuke's bond was no longer that of simple archenemies. Instead, they became a pair of bickering rivals who grew closer with every fight!

Hinata Hyuga (Zhao Ling'er)'s fate also began to change. As her affection for “Aunt Li” grows, the bloodline of the goddess Nuwa will awaken, and her Byakugan will evolve, heralding the arrival of a new heroine worthy of the ninja world!

This “Aunt Li” must not only raise children and change their fates, but also face the ninja world's high...