When Lin Jiu, the 108th generation descendant of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, went down the mountain carrying an electronic compass, the master said that what is most lacking today is the smoke and fire in the world. So he became a delivery boy on the "Don't Starve to Death" platform - except that in addition to snail noodles, the basket of his electric car also contained a spell printer; ice coke and soul-destroying bells clanked in the insulator; the end point of the GPS navigation was not an office building, but a haunted house occupied by evil spirits.
"Ding! You have a new order for Hungry Yan -" I sent a spicy hot pot to a thousand-year-old zombie, but I was complained that "the hairy belly is not crispy enough"; I purchased swimming goggles for a water ghost, but was involved in the KPI assessment of the underworld; the most outrageous thing was that one day I received a negative review: "The speed of salvation is too slow, causing me to be reincarnated in 2088!"
When Meng Po soup was diluted with water, the Lord of Hell messed up the book of life and death because of his addiction to Switch, the gods in the heaven began to live broadcast to "consecrate WIFI", and when the CEO of the magic cultivator used 996 blessings to harvest Yangshou... Lin Jiu suddenly discovered: the root cause of the collapse of the three realms was actually the performanceism of the gods!
Now, this Taoist priest riding a shared bicycle consecrated by his ancestor, with his left hand making secrets to suppress evil spirits, and with his right hand, he poked his phone wildly to take orders: "Dear, can you give me a five-star review?" - What you pay is not the delivery fee, but the merit of saving the world.
