When Lin Jiu, the 108th-generation Celestial Master of Mount Longhu, descended the mountain with an electronic compass on his back, his master told him that what the world needed most these days was a taste of everyday life. So he became a delivery driver for the "Never Go Hungry" app. His electric bike's basket held not only river-snail rice noodles, but also a talisman printer; his insulated box rattled with both iced cola and a soul-seizing bell; and his GPS destinations weren't office buildings, but haunted houses crawling with fierce ghosts.
"Ding! You have a new Hungry Hells delivery order..." He delivered extra-spicy hotpot to a thousand-year-old zombie, only to get a complaint that the tripe wasn't crunchy enough; he bought swimming goggles for a water ghost and got dragged into the underworld's KPI assessment. The most ridiculous thing was the one-star review he received one day: "Exorcism took way too long. Now I can't get reincarnated until 2088!"
When Meng Po's Soup was exposed for being watered down, the King of Hell got so hooked on his Switch that he messed up the Book of Life and Death, the gods started livestreaming sales of "blessed Wi-Fi," and a demonic CEO started harvesting lifespans with the promise of 996 overtime blessings... Lin Jiu suddenly realized that the root cause of the Three Realms' collapse was the gods' obsession with performance metrics!
Now this Taoist priest rides a shared bike blessed by his founding master, suppressing evil spirits with one hand while frantically tapping his phone to accept orders with the other. "Hey, would you mind leaving me a five-star review?" You're not paying a delivery fee. You're earning merit to save the world.
