I Steal the Pen Because I Am Weak and You Are Reluctant to Leave Me

New book [Tomb Robbery, two male protagonists, former CP, sickly] Introduction: Brother: Let's go on a trip. Fatty: Are you traveling to the tomb? Wuxie:? My inner OS: I just go to the tombs to find elixirs to replenish my body and keep Wu Xie in good health. Wuxie: Well, this is a treasure hunting tour Fatty: Okay, Fatty, I'm going to blow up the tomb. Wuxie: Why don't you pinch me to death this time? Brother: Follow me, be safe Fatty: Well, he obeys you Others: Are you having fun without me? Xiaohua: Without me, you have certificates from relevant departments Black Glasses: Little Flower God of Wealth, do you want to hire a bodyguard? (Hand over the payment code) Innocence: Human beings are truly whole, (Inner OS: They are all light bulbs) How can I implement a retention plan when there are so many of you? Chapter 1 Bringing the God Home The ten-year date has arrived The bronze door was pierced with ️, and the fire was burning sizzlingly. Wuxie and Fatty were sitting and lying on the steps with their eyes closed and meditating. "How many days has it been, fat man" "It's been three days" "Don't talk nonsense about what happened in the past few years when my little brother comes out." "Xiao Tianzhen, just do it. When I see this little brother come out, I will tell him a lot of things, otherwise I will not be able to endure the hardships of the past few years." "Tch~ I'm not afraid of that stuffy oil bottle. I still have to settle the debt if he leaves me behind."