I transmigrated into the 2025 NBA Draft and was picked by the Houston Rockets with the 29th pick in the second round.
What’s the point of dragging me into the NBA? I’m a late-round pick who’ll spend all my time warming the bench!
Wait, a million-dollar salary? Wow, that’s actually pretty sweet! I’ll stick it out for a couple of years, then make a run for it when my rookie contract is up.
“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have awakened the Court Beggar King System.”
“Court Beggar King: I want it, so I get it.”
“Whatever you ask for, you get. The referees are family, and the opponents are friends.”
“Hey, when you put it that way, I’m not scared anymore. Maybe I can even get my hands on a championship ring this year.”
Witty, humorous