Xu Qi has a killer master, Li Xiuxiu, who chants all day long: "If anyone breaks my disciple's wings, I will destroy his paradise!"
In order to trick Master, I washed his underwear in spicy millet water.
Master didn't wash my feet for half a year and smoked me in the bathhouse until I fainted on the spot.
Finally he sent me on a mission - to be a bodyguard for the female CEO of Bingshan.
I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but none of the CEO's suitors were discerning.
"You, a country bumpkin, want to protect Mr. Lin?" The rich young man pushed me contemptuously.
A text message from Master suddenly popped up: "Disciple, someone broke your wings? Master will be here soon!"
I hurriedly wrote back: "No! Please don't come!"
But when he looked up, Shamate's colorful afro was blocking the door: "Who touches my disciple?!"
The rich young men laughed loudly, but I turned pale - the smell of Master's feet, which had not been washed for half a year, was faintly wafting from the door...
