Reborn in the Immortal Realm: Is the Holy Son Retiring Today?

Others are reborn and rewrite their fate against the odds. All he wants is to retire and enjoy a quiet life with his goddess.

But

“Retire? You’ll have to get past my star chart first!” The aloof immortal maiden swept her sleeve, sealing the secrets of heaven.

“Trying to run? I haven’t finished refining forty-nine kinds of poison in the pill furnace!” The haughty grandmaster of alchemy sneered.

“Retire? First break through my Nine Palaces Killing Formation!” The array prodigy, a little girl, brought out a hundred thousand spirit weapons.

And even worse

The remnant soul of the Demon Venerable he had beheaded with a single sword all those years ago appeared again. “If I could kill you once, I can kill you in your next life too!”

Lin Mu snatched up his rusty sword and sprang to his feet. “You dare touch my retirement savings? You’re dead!”

Three hundred years later, the bones in the Demon Burial Abyss had turned to ash.

Six immortal maidens played out strategies and discussed the Dao, while four beloved companions warmed wine and listened to the zither.

Someone sprawled beneath a peach tree, waving his divorce papers and wailing:

“Ladies, I really am retiring this time! I swear on the Dao De Jing!”

The beauties all laughed. “~First copy out the freshly printed Retirement Cultivation Handbook ten times~”