Shen Youyou, a 007 social HR who died suddenly and gloriously, opened his eyes and actually penetrated into the ancient fairy tale "The Love of Immortals and Demons: The Cold-hearted Sword Lord's Substitute Wife", and proposed a cannon fodder script of the same name——
It's a dead end at the beginning! Just because she is "jealous" of the heroine Bai Yueguang, she will be split in half by the hero's sword!
Shen Youyou:? ? ?
Do you want this blessing? ! I was PUAed by my boss during my lifetime, and will be used as a stepping stone for my love brain after my death?
This broken immortal class, me! No! Dry! Got it!
At the critical moment of life and death, the [social animal's resentment energy field] system is activated!
Skill 1: [Shifting the Blame] - Is the Sword Lord's killing move coming? Transfer! Let Senior Brother Juan Wang enjoy carrying bird shit on his breasts!
Skill 2: [Fishing Barrier] - Is the sect competition coming soon? Invisible! Referee: Where are the people? !
Skill 3: [Drawing cakes to satisfy hunger] - Is the Demon Lord threatening to destroy the world? Fooling! "Brother, is 996 a blessing? No! Join the Anti-Involution Alliance, and the eight-hour training system is waiting for you!"
From then on, the style of painting in the world of immortality completely collapsed——
The disciple of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect (with a pitiful face): "This is the calamity... Poof! Donor Shen's move to dump the pot is very clever!"
Asked the Sword Sect's sword head (with bird excrement on its head): "Shen Youyou! Did you steal my sword spike and make it into a broom?!"
Yue Qing Zong Fu Immortal (the community was ecstatic): "The Fish Touching Talisman has been put into mass production... Clearance price, 9 yuan and 9 yuan with free shipping!"
Cheng Feng Zong Weapon Maniac (Afro): "The new invention of 'automatic writing of self-review pen'... Boss Shen, I will give you 50%!"
Miracle Doctor Gu Du Sheng (fountain shape): "How long does this elixir have cat ears... Sister Shen, would you like to try another one?"
