Chu Heng sprawled across the bed, feeling that even the ceiling’s pattern was infused with the sweet joy of quitting his job.
As he wondered whether to be a lazy fish or an even lazier fish, a crisp “ding” suddenly rang in his head, like a microwave announcing that dinner was ready.
“Host has quit his boss and is experiencing off-the-charts happiness! Joy System activated!”
“As long as the Host keeps generating joy, this System will randomly drop delightful gift packs~”
“What the hell?!” Chu Heng sprang upright. “A System?! Why bother going to work now? Hahaha!”
“Ding! The Host is extremely lazy and lacks ambition! This System must condemn such behavior!”
The cold mechanical voice remained completely impassive.
“Oh, look at that, the little thing’s lecturing its master now?”
Chu Heng laughed. “Change your voice! Make it cuter! And send me ten thousand yuan first so I can see if you’re the real deal!”
“Of course, Host~”
The next moment, the voice seamlessly switched to an adorable little-girl voice.
“Ding! Alipay transfer received: 10,000 yuan! Please check your account~ Dear Host, do you like this voice? (✧ω✧)”
His phone screen lit up with a bright, unmistakable payment notification.
With the System in hand, Chu Heng set off on a path of joy.
