My name is Lin Yu, and I’m a professional divorce ceremony planner.
My job is to expose all my clients’ partners’ dirty secrets at their divorce ceremonies, dragging their cheating exes through the mud until they’re socially ruined!
“You played video games on your wedding anniversary? You scumbag! Tear him apart!”
“You used your wife’s life-saving money to pay off gambling debts? You piece of trash! Tear him apart!”
“You secretly had an abortion behind your husband’s back? What a ruthless woman! Everyone, beat her to a pulp!”
But after every ceremony, the couples who were about to go their separate ways would cling to each other, sobbing uncontrollably, and then... get remarried on the spot!
The next day, they’d even bring me double the remaining fee, thanking me profusely: “Mr. Lin, you’ve given our marriage a new lease on life!”
Staring at my bank balance, I wanted to cry: “You said you wanted me to help you get divorced. Why did you all get back together? I’m begging you, just get divorced! I’m really not a marriage counselor!”
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