"My ex-husband and I joined forces after marrying a handsome man for the second time"
After three years in the palace, Bai Wanyin managed to survive by pretending to be crazy: fighting with crickets in the imperial garden made the Queen Mother angry, roasting sweet potatoes in the imperial study and making them black as a memorial, earning her the nickname "Empress of Disaster". Emperor Xiao Che coaxed her to "be good" while secretly trying to suppress her father's military power. Bai Wanyin was so heartbroken that he wrote "On Protracted War for Peace and Separation" with pictures and texts overnight, but Xiao Che tore it into pieces with red eyes: "Don't even think about it!"
The next day, there was news in the capital that the imperial concubine had passed away. "Bai Xiaohua", a widow from the suburbs, quickly gets married for a second time to Xie Yungui, the number one dandy in the capital, who walks birds and fights cocks, and spends money like water. Bai Xiaohua agreed: It's him! People who are stupid (look) have more money and are safe!
Daily life after marriage:
"Husband, the pattern on the bottom of the cricket jar looks like a secret message from an enemy country?" "Madam, that is the oil paper used to wrap sesame cakes!"
"Husband, why is there "Sun Tzu's Art of War" under the cover of "Erotic Palace"?" "Shh! Daddy is so quibbley when he beats me!"
She thought he was a real idiot, but he thought she was an interesting little widow. The two of them played with each other and had a tacit understanding of each other's cover, and secret feelings arose in the mutual quarrels. Until one day, Emperor Xiao Che was investigating the case incognito and saw a vivid figure under a tree instructing a "trash" man to climb the tree and pick fruits.
"My dear concubine! Pretending to be dead just to marry this loser?!" Xiao Che was furious.
Xie Yungui changed his face in an instant, hugged Bai Xiaohua's waist, and said with full aura: "Your Majesty, my 'trash' is only visible to my wife."
Sandwiched between the two big guys, the scene of Bai Wanyin Club's death instantly turned into a crowd. What made her pupils tremble even more was——
The two of them took out the Tiger Talisman at the same time!
