Datang: I, the God Behind the Scenes, Control Everything

My soul traveled through the Tang Dynasty, and I became a gangster who couldn't have enough to eat. It doesn't matter, I'll show my hand! I, the descendant of Shennong, the only druid of the Tang Dynasty! Li Shimin: "My dear, my Tang treasury is empty and the people are hungry. What should I do?" Me: "Your Majesty, don't panic, try this thing called potatoes and you'll be satisfied!" Fang Xuanling: "Sir, the locust plague is coming, the ground is thousands of miles away, this is the fate of our Tang Dynasty!" Me: "Why are you panicking? I will give the order and thousands of birds will come to the court. I guarantee that not a single locust will be left!" Changsun Wuji: "Boy, you have a humble status, but you dare to covet Princess Changle?" Me: "Old man, do you believe that I asked your eldest grandson's family to run out of food tomorrow? One more thing, I broke your son's leg, and you can't even find a doctor to reconnect it!" Many years later, Li Shimin, who had his precious daughter kidnapped by me, looked at the map of the Tang Dynasty that had expanded three times, and could only admit with gritted teeth: "It smells so good!"