The Villainess Dances on the Regent’s Blade

>The day I transmigrated into a villainess in an ancient romance, I was pushing the moonlight of the male lead’s life into a lotus pond. >The original story said that Regent He Lin would personally send me to a royal convent to have my hair shorn for it. >I slipped and plunged into the mud first. “Sister, run! There’s a snake by the pond!” >And so began my life as a drama queen: >The moonlight is being bullied? I’ll put on a public show of breaking a stone on my chest to save her. >The moonlight wants a taste of something new? I’ll climb over the wall to steal tribute pears and fall right into a pot of soup in the imperial kitchen. >Until, at a palace banquet, I drunkenly dumped hangover soup all over He Lin’s dragon robe. “You’re going to shave my head sooner or later anyway…” >He suddenly gripped my chin. “You’ve been acting for so long. Doesn’t your neck hurt?”