——The universe, is it there? Collect rags!
Lin Dang dismantled the Noble Test Armor and raised a huge debt of one billion pots! Pot? Yes, the kind of hard currency that can stew interstellar ribs!
When he was on the verge of being stewed, he awakened an incredible talent: [Mecha Empathy] - He could hear the dying wishes of the broken mecha! Toaster wants to dance? Arrange! He also discovered the truth of the universe: combat power = rustiness × age² × obsession! The more you break, the stronger you become? This is a professional match!
So the poorest (and most delicious) mecha group in the universe made their debut:
Their daily routine:
Military academy special training? Insect excrement prevents rust and has an outstanding effect (and an even better taste)!
Zerg revolution? Weave a lace electromagnetic cloak for the queen bee mecha, which will increase your favorability!
Parliamentary war? Councilor: "Gentlemen, resistance is a step... Well... It smells so good!" (Emoji package is scheduled to be released)
The ultimate weapon? A paper airplane folded with one billion IOUs! Noble Flagship: I am torn apart...
Universe headlines:
"Shocked!" The salted fish shot actually achieved SSS level defense! "Hello Kitty-painted mecha sneaks in, and the enemy laughs until the system crashes" "Mecha barbecue party on the edge of the black hole, aristocratic flagship begging for cumin version"
This is a contest by:
· Power of snail noodles · Square dance BGM · Noble blood pressure · And a billion pots
The universe-level (sand sculpture) revolution triggered by this!
Slogan: Waste lasts forever, one pot lasts forever! The descendants of the pot (civilization) attack!