[Comedy] [Dihua] [System] [Xuanhuan] [Unhinged] [Anti-Cliche] [Wild Misinterpretations] [Accidentally Becomes a God] [Mental Illness] [Plot-Focused] [No Mindless Showing Off]
He transmigrates into a Xuanhuan world and only wants to live a lazy life. Who could have guessed that his other personality, a split-off persona, would come along too, bound to a Persecution Delusion Value System? Once the value reaches 100%, it will forcibly take control of their body...
To "stay alive," the other personality goes on a wild spree of outrageous moves:
Guards try to seize him? He slides to his knees in front of everyone, slips between their legs, and turns the tables!
He needs to temper his body with heavenly lightning? He grabs a chamber pot and uses it to make the core of a "divine artifact" formation!
A master provokes him? He uses military combat techniques with the swagger of a peerless martial art, yelling, "Fuck! Fuck! Screw you!" at full volume.
Wang Ping'an covers his face and wails: "Social death! Total social death!"
But then...
"Gasp! He broke the deadly formation with a sliding kneel? This is the ultimate movement technique, simple yet profound!"
"Horrifying! He used a footbath to suppress heavenly lightning? It must be an ancient treasure!"
"I get it! That crude boxing style is clearly the ultimate killing technique, returning to the basics! And all that swearing must be some supreme sonic art that stirs one's blood and shakes one's mind!"
Just as his powerful enemies bow their heads, the chosen prodigies beg to follow him, and the holy maiden arrives in the middle of the night with a marriage contract...
Wang Ping'an is dumbfounded:
"Please stop imagining things! I'm really just trying to protect myself!"
