I Reincarnated into Lü Bu, and My 180-Jin Roommate Is Diao Chan

[No System] [All Handcrafted] [Hilarious] [Subverts Expectations] [Political Scheming] [Group Transmigration] [Fighting History's Strongest NTR]

Transmigration isn't scary. What's scary is waking up as Lu Bu while your 180-jin roommate has become Diao Chan!

The protagonist, Xia Han, wakes up on a Three Kingdoms battlefield, with Lu Bu's body from the start and nothing but a cheap street-stall edition of Romance of the Three Kingdoms on him. He thinks he'll have to rely on martial prowess and wits to survive the chaos, only to discover that the "adoptive father Ding Yuan" he's supposed to kill is actually his own father! Before he can recover from that shock, he has to deal with his father planning to leave the family fortune to his "real biological son," Ding Zhen...

Killing his father is hard. Being Lu Bu is harder. Outwitting and battling his roommate "Diao Chan" is harder still.

No cheat System, no divine handouts. Just a modern college student and office drone forced into a nightmarish start, painstakingly carving out a path to survival in the blood-and-fire chaos of the Three Kingdoms!

Think you know Lu Bu? Think again. This time, even Lu Bu himself might not know what he's going to do.

"I can guarantee you one thing: transmigration is nowhere near as simple as you imagine. Most people who transmigrate back to ancient times wouldn't stand a chance against the ancients!", Xia Han