I want to write a fluffy, brainless sweet romance. OOC warning.
They say people whose fate is bitter usually like eating candy.
Xiyue: Here’s your candy, Old Ancestor. You won’t have to suffer anymore~
A certain old fossil secretly struggles to look things up online: Can relatives of the same bloodline marry?
Netizens: No.
A certain centenarian: The sky is falling…
Zhang Haike: Clan Leader, our Zhang family can. We can!
Black Glasses: Dumb Zhang, you didn’t know the Zhang family has a tradition of marrying within the clan? Come here, brother, let’s talk heart to heart. You’re not… hehehe… Uh, sorry, I forgot you’re mute. Hehehe~ Hahahahaha~
Xie Yuchen: Robbing the cradle, are you?
The one with the sharp tongue is Flower; the one who gets beaten up is Glasses.
Wu Xie: So what? You got eaten too, didn’t you?
The deadbeat Wu Xie, ordered to pay his debts, can’t help tearing up.
Wang Pangzi: …Give me back my innocent Wu Xie. Who is this brat?
In the end, Mama Wang Pangzi finds he can’t fit in with this bunch of lunatics because he’s too normal. He packs up and goes off to live happily ever after with his Yun Cai~
Wu Xie: Wait, I still haven’t found my Third Uncle, and all my friends have paired off. What about me? I’m the only one left alone! What about me? Author, did you forget about me? Look into my eyes!
This author: Heh, ptooey! Hahahaha, I did it on purpose. Little Brother has been hurt and bled countless times because of you. My heart’s not fair, so get lost!
(The author kicks the dog into the next dimension, and it runs off bawling.)
Brain storage here. Contains headcanons, written for fun, and a golden finger.
