The Child of Light Goes Off-Script: I Don't Want to Fight Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun!

Name: The Child of Light Goes Off-Script: I Don't Want to Fight Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun!
Author: Never Mind, I Might as Well Lie Down

光之逆子串线：我补药打马桶啊！

by Never Mind, I Might as Well Lie Down (算了还是躺吧)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 113k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 4d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[No CP, not invincible, slow burn, ensemble cast] [Told through the experiences of two protagonists with different identities] The first-person narration won't be a constant. It's just there to add some fun. I suddenly felt like writing this. My writing isn't great, so please bear with me Ծ ̮ Ծ I am a TV person. I met a very strange creature that can only go “blah blah blah.” How are we supposed to communicate? And stop making that noise! The toilet's here!! (Beginning) I am a Child of Light. I met a robot that seems to have a head made of iron. It only speaks an alien language, and I can't understand it. How are we supposed to communicate? And what is that thing! A toilet with a human head? Ew, gross! Don't come over here! (Blah blah blah!) [System activating...] [Congratulations, two Hosts have activated the MC System...] Li: Is this right? I'm a Child of Light, aren't I? What do you want with me? You must have the wrong person! Zimo: What the heck? [Starter pack: MC backpack, inventory, wooden sword x1] Wait... Th-that's the attack button? I accept! Aaaaaah!! Zimo watched the Light Sprite suddenly go berserk and fell into deep thought =_= He took out his communicator. “Doctor, I've found an unidentified creature here. Um... I think it might not be quite right in the head, either?”

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