Lighthearted, hilarious, wildly imaginative, perfect to read over a meal, and guaranteed to cool you down…
She crawled into a tree hollow and became a time-traveling black-market trader?!
The eccentric genius Li Zihan dilutes modern scented laundry detergent by the bucketful and sells it to the ancients as “celestial dew.”
“Such heavenly dew even cleans clothes!”
She empties the pockets of wealthy officials and nobles with ring toss games and mystery boxes.
“Oh no, there must be some kind of magic that keeps drawing me in?!”
“Scalpers, listen up! Stake out the stores and grab them for me. I want the latest mystery boxes!”
To save her own life, she pretends to be a goddess. The ancients worship her devoutly every day and offer her the finest food and drink. A popular saying goes: Whoever wins this woman wins the world.
Every faction scrambles to claim her, eager to spoil her rotten.
The prime minister: “I’ll make you the wife of my talented son. Or, if you prefer, I could do.”
The emperor: “Take your pick of jewels, jade, silks, paintings, calligraphy, and antiques. Anything you like.”
Li Zihan: I’ll take it all. No need to pretend I won’t. Only a silly pup would turn it down~
With one hand, she makes a fortune every day in ancient times. With the other, she takes on her awful relatives back in the modern world, spending a fortune to hire a short-drama dream team and portray herself as a powerful businesswoman. When her son-preferring grandmother and aunt come smiling and fawning over her, she swirls an outrageously expensive jade ring on her finger and sneers, “You thought I was poor back then. Now you’re out of my league.”
Novel, funny, and super pretty~ I want to complain about you, forget it, let you go, cry 😢