[The Loach's Diary of Godhood]
When Chen Mo delivered takeout in the "Rat Tail" shantytown, his life was worse than a bucket of spoiled slop.
Then he was forced to bind himself to a very unusual System:
✅ Mission 1: Help a limping old man cross a foul ditch → Reward: 100 yuan (the money is marked with an alien tracker)
✅ Mission 2: Perform an "elegant trip on level ground" at a wonton stall → Reward: Divine Skill [100% Chance of Falling into Corrosive Mutant Liquid]
✅ Mission 3: Save a dying old man by risking your life → Cost: Get infected by blue-blood parasites and be hunted by the "janitors"
The System says, "Collect all the puzzle pieces, and you'll become the first god of the human race."
Chen Mo sneers. "Pay for the wontons first!"
When he crawls out of the muck and the first spark of divine fire kindles in his palm,
night owls laugh from the depths of space: "Even the feed in our ranch thinks it can become a god?"
The myriad races roar at the star gates: "Humans are fit only to be the universe's batteries!"
Chen Mo crushes the Star Alliance's battle flag. Behind him stand his fellow humans, all of them climbed out of the foul ditch.
"Today, I'll teach you a new survival rate: 100%."
