[Loach's Diary of Becoming a God]
When Chen Mo was delivering food in the "Rat Tail" shantytown, his life was worse than a bucket of rancid water.
Until he was forced to bind a system with a strange style——
✅ Task 1: Help the old cripple cross the smelly ditch → Reward 100 yuan (the money is stained with the alien tracker)
✅ Mission 2: Perform "Elegant Falling" at the wonton stall → Reward the magical skill [100% falling into the alien corrosive liquid]
✅ Mission 3: Save the dying old man with his hands → Price: Parasitized by blue blood, chased by "cleaners"
The system said: "Collect all the puzzle pieces and you will become the first god in the human race."
Chen Mo sneered: "Pay for the wontons first!"
When he climbed up from the mud and the first ray of divine fire ignited in his palm——
Night Owl sneered in the deep sky: "The feed in the pasture is also worthy of becoming a god?"
All races screamed at the Star Gate: "Humans are only qualified to be cosmic batteries!"
Chen Mo crushed the Star Alliance battle flag, and behind him were his compatriots crawling out of the stinking ditch:
"Today, I will teach you how to write a new survival rate - 100%"
