I, a Pickled Bamboo Shoot, Open a Snail Noodle Shop in the Three Kingdoms

When there is a BUG in history, snail noodles become the only repair tool. In the first year of the Jian'an Yuan Universe·Luosi Fen Calendar, time and space were chaotic, and historical data collapsed across the board. In order to fix this mess, the system forced a "similar-smelling" snail noodle firm floating in the sky over Xuchang to go online. The shop owner is none other than me, the smart sour bamboo shoot that Mr. Shui Jing has soaked for three years. The business rule here is simple: for every bowl of noodles sold, a historical loophole can be repaired. However, the more you fix it, the more outrageous the bugs become. Cao Cao thought it was not sour enough, and the Tongque Tower exploded into a vinegar factory; Diao Chan's live broadcast filter collapsed, so spicy that he broke the defense on the spot; Zhuge Liang developed the "Eight Formation Snail Noodles", but his chopsticks got lost and the east wind directly turned into a volcanic eruption. The five-baht coin turned into a digital currency, and the hot and sour coin triggered a financial crisis. The thicker the soup base, the larger the cracks in time and space. What's even more outrageous is that every bowl of noodles contains a tampered history of the Three Kingdoms. This is a historical science fiction comedy about snail noodles that will make you laugh so hard that your hair will fall off, be sour that your legs will shake, and be so spicy that it will explode on the spot. Don't worry, this bowl of noodles is not so spicy that you will doubt your life. It is definitely not qualified. ——Raise the chopsticks and start chatting!