I was a little-known singer, until one day, I transmigrated.
I don’t know when it happened, but I became both Lin Xiao and Lin Xiao.
When I transmigrated into the Tianyin Pavilion’s audition and whipped up a whirlwind of petals with “Actor,” my absurd adventure in the cultivation world began.
At the Fire God Festival in the Southern Domain, a rock battle dance set the stage ablaze. In the Western Domain’s desert, heavy metal blasted through a legion of monsters. In Zhongzhou, a sacred hymn cleansed the endless cold wave!
When the Lord of Annihilation descended, I stepped onto the eternal stage, my starry top hat transforming into a divine crown:
“This song, ‘The Phoenix,’ is dedicated to everyone who has ever raised a glow stick for their faith.”
----------------The Cultivation Version of “Almost There”----------------
“Yo! Check it out! Weird things happen in the cultivation world. Listen up while I tell you all about this ‘close enough’ business!”
“Cultivation methods are all more or less the same: pore over ancient texts till you drop. Innovation? That’s basically asking to die!”
“Clan competitions are all more or less the same: it’s all about your dad, your master, and your resources. Real talent? Hey, close enough!”
“Immortal pills and elixirs are all more or less the same: they hype up their miraculous effects. If they don’t kill you, that’s basically a success!”
“Social graces are all more or less the same: plenty of tricks for sucking up and flattering people. Put your head down and work hard? What an idiot!”
“Exorcising demons and defending the Way are all more or less the same: they pick on the weak. Run into a tough opponent? Better run!”
“The road to immortality is long, more or less the same: plenty of excuses to coast through life. A clear conscience? Oh, come on… close enough!”
“You say it’s close enough, he says it’s close enough, and everyone’s just about the same! What’s the point of cultivating immortality? Might as well go home and grow sweet potatoes! Peace!”
As I read it, I realized that the author's writing is getting better and better! Come on! It's strange, this is the first time I've been brought to tears by a book I wrote, from traveling to Tianyin Pavilion, to being targeted but unable to do anything, deciding to leave the sect, my friends' reluctance and perseverance, the kind elders' help in times of need, to the street singing and the kind teahouse From taking him in, to Qian Duoduo's investment, to the Birds Birds competition half a year later, he came step by step, to the final fatal blow to the incompetent opponent who had targeted him in the semi-finals, to the moment in the finals that was full of hope for the future! To be honest, this is the first time I have been shocked by the experience of my characters seeming to come to life and climbing step by step. Maybe this is growth!