My Mechanical Heart Can Wield a Flying Sword

When a thousand-year-old immortal meets cyberpunk, my heart is even more rebellious than my sword!

"This busted heart needs charging just to use sword flight?!"

After a thousand years of secluded cultivation, Qi Refining immortal Ji Xiaoyan woke to find himself in a near future where technology had exploded forward! Even more absurdly, his core of cultivation had been replaced by a mechanical heart that never stopped making snarky comments!

Cultivation? Sword energy stutters, talismans turn into gibberish, and sword flight becomes "drone delivery"!

Cyberpunk? Mechanical limbs always fail at the worst possible moment, and my AI girlfriend is a sharp-tongued wisecracker!

Worst of all, every time he uses an immortal art, the mechanical heart triggers "public humiliation mode":

"This immortal never looked this pathetic, not even when ascending to the Celestial Court!"

As data fragments of the Twelve Zodiac Witches, a conspiracy to achieve mechanical ascension, and absurd questions like "how to cultivate immortality without getting killed by a mechanical heart" come one after another...

Ji Xiaoyan grips his quantum peachwood sword and roars, "This busted heart can't be trusted, but when it comes to cultivation, I'm a professional!"