Naruto: Bringing the Ninja World to Its Knees with Xianxia-Style Art

[Comedy] [Absurd System] [Overpowered Laughs] [Bait-and-Get-Hit Style]

On the night of the Uchiha massacre, I became Sasuke's twin brother, and the final boss, Uchiha Itachi, was blocking the door, ready to kill me!

Luckily, I awakened the Immortal Sect System, but there's definitely something wrong with it!

It identifies a kunai as an [Entry-Level Flying Sword] and a soldier pill as a [Low-Grade Foundation-Building Pill].

Even more absurdly, it pointed at Itachi with his Mangekyo and assigned the mission: [Clean Up the Family]!

When Itachi kicked me into a near-death state, I finally got it!

This ridiculous System doesn't care about the process, only the result. As long as I get beaten up on purpose and survive, the rewards just keep pouring in!

From then on, a brand-new path to immortality appeared in the Shinobi World!

Provoke Tsukuyomi? The reward is the protective divine art [Golden Light Mantra], impervious to all techniques, and it scares off the final boss on the spot!

Provoke the Nine-Tails? The reward is a heavenly manifestation, an infusion of spiritual power, and, as a bonus, the hatching of the only [Nine-Tails Sharingan Fox] in the entire Shinobi World!

Provoke an Explosive Tag? I turn around and create an [Immortal Annihilation Talisman], collapsing space and leaving the Third Hokage dumbfounded!

Konoha High Command: This kid's on a completely different wavelength. Make every effort to befriend him, and never provoke him!

Akatsuki leader Pain: Everyone, stand back! The glowing one is the real god. We're just here to donate our heads!

Years later, with his foot on an Ōtsutsuki, Feng looks innocently perplexed:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm really not an immortal. They insisted on hitting me. What was I supposed to do? I'm helpless too."