Just after picking a fight with the Drunken Sword Immortal in the Sword and Fairy world, he was kicked straight into a pigsty.
With pigweed stuck to his head, he joins a video call, and his online girlfriend, Xue'er, laughs like a goose. “You're really committed to cosplaying a primitive man, huh?”
Holding up a fire poker, he swears, “Once I use this treasure to reach the highest rank of Supreme Sage, I'll marry you!”
Xue'er rolls her eyes. “Maybe start by picking the pigweed off your head, Your Future Sagehood.”
