Freshly fired and so furious he transmigrates, modern-day wage slave King Qi binds himself to the [“Live It Up Once” System].
Turns out it’s the [Extreme Death-Wish System]!
The starting mission is completely outrageous!
[Ding! God-tier beginner mission issued: Punch the emperor in the face three times with all your might, and shout, “I, I, I, the emperor, am a dog’s foot!”]
[Failure penalty: Instant death!]
What? Punch the emperor? Isn’t this just Gao Cheng’s story of bullying a puppet emperor?
To stay alive, King Qi does as instructed!
Three punches later, the emperor is seeing stars!
“ I, I, I, the emperor, am a dog’s foot!” After shouting, King Qi stands with his hands on his hips, waiting for his reward.
But then…
He sees his father, Li Yuan, standing before him with his beard and hair bristling; his eldest brother, Crown Prince Li Jiancheng, beside him with a livid face; and his second brother, Li Shimin, whose mouth is twitching uncontrollably…
King Qi (Li Yuanji) is dumbfounded! I’m not Gao Cheng? I’m Li Yuanji? I punched my own dad?!
[Ding! Mission complete! Shock value off the charts! Effect beyond god-tier!]
King Qi (Li Yuanji): “System, you set me up!!”
From then on, King Qi tries to stay alive under the watchful eyes of three powerful men, while recklessly courting death to complete the System’s missions!
[Mission: Flirt with the Crown Princess in court!]
[Mission: Steal one of Prince Qin Li Shimin’s household generals!]
[Mission: Publicly downvote your father’s decision in court!]
King Qi: I really just want to keep my head down! How did I end up courting death so much that Brother Er Feng entrusted the Tang dynasty to me?!
