When I was dressed as a child bride, my whole family was tying me into rice dumplings and throwing them into the river.
The mother-in-law spat: "The broom star! If you kill my son, you want to kill the whole family?"
Staring at the sandy loam under my feet, my DNA moved crazily - the fitness level of Jin Ke La was 99%!
"Give me three months, and golden knots will grow in the ground!"
While the whole family was laughing, the five-year-old brother-in-law secretly stuffed a rusty hoe into his head and said, "Sister-in-law... Can you chew on a golden lump?"
When the first nest of potatoes broke out of the ground under the moonlight, my mother-in-law suddenly slipped to her knees with trembling hands:
"Fairy Sijia! Please use your fairy magic to save the Zhao family!"
