The day I traveled through time and became Lu Junyi, I kicked Song Jiang off the top spot in Liangshan with my backhand.
Li Kui is not convinced? I took out my mobile phone and played "Song of a Hero": "Follow me, every day will be a qualifying match!"
Fang La's army pressed on the border, and I recited the "Communist Manifesto" on the spot: "Brothers, isn't it delicious to attack the local tyrants and divide their fields?"
With the recruitment of Fangla's million-dollar rebel army, Liangshan Group's valuation instantly exceeded 100 million.
During the battle to destroy the Song Dynasty, I used a drone to drop leaflets: "The HR of the Song Dynasty has fled. Five insurances and one gold are collected here!"
On the day when the Mongolian cavalry went south, I stood at the top of the city and raised my horn:
"Genghis Khan, right? You have cattle in the grassland, and I have Lu Zhishen in Liangshan——"
"He can uproot a weeping willow tree, can you?"
