[A heroine with a lot of inner monologue + a mysterious, gloomy eunuch ghost = a romance that fulfills every author's fantasies]
The transmigrate-into-a-book stage is set. If you've got the guts, come on in! When you transmigrate into the palace-intrigue novel you wrote yourself, you ask me how it feels?
All I can say is, make me fall in love with the emperor? What kind of sick setup is that!
Keep the emperor's own sons away from me!
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Fine, I'll just lie flat and enjoy the good food and comfortable life that comes with winning in the end.
What? I have to fight in the palace intrigues? No problem, I've got an all-seeing perspective. I know exactly who's poisoning whom today and who's setting dogs loose tomorrow!
Huh? You're still pulling that stunt where you publicly accuse someone of corrupting the imperial harem? Girl, you're behind the times. I've graduated from the School of Zhen!
What the heck! You can't beat me, so now you want my life? Sorry, I'm the ultimate big shot in this world (smiles).
But who exactly are you, eunuch who isn't a character in the book? Don't climb into my bed! The damn emperor is still here!!
It's really beautiful!