Being the Oddball in Perfect World

I transmigrated into Perfect World and became Shi Fan, the sickly boy from Stone Village. With vicious beasts closing in, I lay flat and played dead, only to activate the Old Six System. “Ding! Steal a Green-Scaled Eagle egg to receive an invisibility cloak!” From then on, I embarked on a path of divine mischief: stripping the record stele bare in the Void God Realm and ambushing the prodigies of every clan in the Hundred Broken Mountains. The Willow God's branches lashed me. “Try stealing my dew again!” Shi Hao complained indignantly, “Brother Fan stole my beast milk!” My portrait hung at the top of the wanted list across the Eight Regions of the Lower Realm: “This scoundrel even screws over his own people!” The leaders of the Upper Realm trembled as one. “Quick! Weld the treasure vault shut!” The powerhouses of the Immortal Domain held an emergency meeting. “How do we stop him from tricking us into doing square dances?”