The Heroes of Huaxia Take Turns Pampering Me! Is It a Crime to Lie Flat?

[Transmigrate + lie flat + refuse the rat race + lighthearted comedy]

[Take the harshest beatings] [Draw the most outrageous dads] [A record of Ying Zheng’s breakdown while raising a child]

Ying Zheng: Open wide, my son! Your spirit porridge is best while it’s hot!

He Shen: Master~ Your enemy has gone bankrupt!

Bai Qi: They dared bully the young lord? Come on!! I’ll take you to wipe out their whole family!

Huo Qubing: I caught a few foreign women today. Shall I present them to the young lord?

Song Zhong slumped on the dragon throne, munching on melon seeds: Stop trying so hard... I just want to lie flat!

Then the matriarch tore up his expulsion papers, and the Nine Cauldrons came crashing down from the sky!

Zhuge Liang chuckled as he waved his fan: “I’ve prepared a mere million troops... Which family’s three clans does the young lord want wiped out?”