[Quick transmigration + unhinged wish-fulfillment + no romance]
“Some people are already dead even while they’re alive. Others are still alive even after they die. And people like you would be better off dead.”
It all started when Gu Qiao, fresh out of high school and with nothing to do, watched a bunch of novels and short dramas. Their melodramatic plots made her so furious that she coughed up blood and shuffled off this mortal coil.
She received a golden finger called “Rescue the Melodramatic Plot” and, accompanied by a System named Xiao Yao Mei’er, traveled through various parallel worlds. Thus began the fantastical journey of Gu Qiao, a woman with many different identities.
For example: the fake heiress in a story about a true and fake heiress; the real heiress in a story about a true and fake heiress; the hapless wife of a general who guards the nation; the vicious second wife of a marquis with two kids; the unloved legitimate eldest daughter of the State Preceptor’s household; the unloved illegitimate daughter of the Minister’s household; a female warrior who guards the frontier and was betrayed by her ex-husband; a crown princess who drugged her way into power; a treacherous male official who disguises herself as a man; and a stupid, nasty supporting girl whose childhood sweetheart is a military commissioner, yet who elopes with some prince on her wedding day...
After watching the male and female leads, villainesses, and all the other characters behave as if they had acute nervous breakdowns, and enduring countless big and small doses of dog-blood drama, she swore she’d wipe out this bunch of lunatics and blow up the whole world with a nuclear bomb.
Face-slapping the green tea girls, tearing into scumbag men, and rewriting the storylines of vicious supporting women, tragic heroines, and doomed extras, Gu Qiao declared, “I’ll live life my way.”
In short, if you can die, then none of you should live.
[Literary style and logical consistency don’t matter anymore. This is an unhinged story. You can’t expect only my eyes to suffer from this poison without letting me take revenge on society, can you?]
This book is light-hearted and pleasant, without complicated language, and some of it is full of true feelings. When you are in a book shortage or have read enough of the same type of articles everywhere, this book will definitely make your eyes shine. The characters have distinct characteristics. The plot flows smoothly. If you are not the Holy Mother, you will take life and death lightly, and you will do it if you don't accept it.
I read this novel in the middle of the night and laughed so hard that the little girl died. No one knows where the next laugh point will be 😂 Wish you a big bang! 🥰
No hesitation in giving five stars! I laughed the whole time while reading it. This is definitely the best "source of happiness" I have discovered recently.