Caught for the 99th Time Sneaking into a Brothel, Gao Yang Is Breaking Down

Bad news: I'm a princess's consort, and she caught me at a brothel. She says she's going to kill me.

Good news: After all my tireless groveling, I finally managed to save my own skin.

Reborn for a new life, and discovering that he's the son of a powerful official, Fang Yiai stands atop the walls of Chang'an and shouts to the world, “I stand in the raging wind! I ask the world: who is a hero?”

From then on, he sets out on a life of nightly revelry.

When he learns he's going to marry a princess, he can't help asking himself, “Is this the transmigrator's reward? Am I already on my way to the pinnacle of life?”

“What? I'm marrying Princess Gaoyang? The Gaoyang who had an affair with the monk Bianji, then kept male lovers?”

“No! I don't want to wear a cuckold's hat, let alone the infamous one that everyone knows about!” Fang Yiai bows his head to the ground.

“Fang Yiai, let's see where you can run this time! I've caught you red-handed. Come with me to see Father and let him judge who's right.” Gaoyang charges into Pingkang Ward with her guards and grabs Fang Yiai by the ear.

With a thud, Fang Yiai drops to his knees, weeping and pleading, “My dearest, most beloved Princess, please spare me this time!”