I, Chi Yaojun, am nothing more than a mortal scholar. All I ask of this life is to stay by my beloved Fan Lailuo, day and night.
I used to keep my head down, stick to my place, and be a good scholar.
But Heaven is unjust and the gods are blind. They dared to take my beloved and steal my children!
If that's how it is, then even a mortal can defy Heaven and become a demon! I'll overthrow this rotten Three Realms!
[I wield the divine brush and paint a crane, all to find you]
[I open my wisdom eye and trace the past, all to understand you]
[I forge a demonic heart and command the netherworld, all to protect you]
[I shall rule the Heavenly Realm and destroy three thousand laws, all for love of you!]
The Heavenly Realm seals the Southern Heaven Gate, and the immortals stand ready for battle?
Demon Lord Chi Yaojun hangs in the clouds, his demonic aura surging to the heavens. “I don't want to fight you. I only want to see Fan Lailuo!”
Thunder God, trembling: “Your Majesty! The Netherworld has fallen, and even the ancient demon god Shura has submitted to him!”
Heavenly King Li Jing, unable to believe it: “How can a mere mortal turned demon possess such terrifying power?”
War God Xuanwu, spitting blood: “I... I couldn't even withstand a single move from him!”
The Heavenly Emperor, filled with dread: “Fan Lailuo... what kind of man have you provoked?”
His beloved weeps: “You call slaughter a bid to win me over? You call destruction protection?”
Chi Yaojun strokes her cheek, his gaze obsessive yet tender. “The strong make the rules, and the weak obey. Luoluo, wouldn't it be better if we made the rules together?”
What? The lovesick Demon Lord who single-handedly overturned the Three Realms has a little spendthrift born clutching a treasure-gathering bowl?!
It's pretty 😄