[Metaphysics livestream + weasel spirit seeking a title + lighthearted comedy]
No one helps me reach for the clouds, so I’ll tread through snow and climb to the summit myself.
Chen Qingxuan, a feng shui master at the peak of his craft, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a feng shui streamer who makes a living by scamming people. So Chen Qingxuan launches a top-tier star livestream, skilled in both words and combat.
“A weasel spirit is asking me to give it a title, Master. What should I do?”
“Stay calm. First, hit it with a black donkey hoof boiled with three eggs. If that doesn’t work, this Daoist will make divine thunder with his bare hands and strike it down. But don’t try this at home, stream viewers. We have to believe in science.”
Chen Qingxuan replied calmly.
The livestream chat went wild. I freaking watched you make divine thunder with your bare hands, and you’re still telling us to believe in science?
Are you kidding me?
