I transmigrated into a cannon-fodder soldier beneath Hulao Pass, just as Hua Xiong arrived to challenge us with his blade.
“System activated! Random general possession: Pan Feng!”
I watched Pan Feng get sent flying by a single blow from Hua Xiong's blade, then shut my eyes in despair and waited to die.
But my passive skill, “I Have the Bearing of a Great General,” activated. Before dying, I had to shout my signature line to intimidate everyone.
So the instant Hua Xiong cut off my head, I grabbed his ankle and roared:
“My great axe... has been thirsty for a long time!”
In the dead silence, I revived on the spot and grabbed my axe:
“That didn't count! Now it's my turn!”
From then on, the Three Kingdoms took a sharp turn into absurdity
Fighting Lü Bu, I possessed Li Yuanba and smashed Hulao Pass to pieces with my twin hammers;
Chasing Diao Chan, I drew Cheng Yaojin and shouted, “Sister-in-law, open the door!” in the middle of the street;
Cao Cao gritted his teeth and asked, “Just who are you, exactly?”
With Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao in my arms, I grinned. “I'm the one who deals with anyone who dares defy me.”
A mess
OK relatively new
Good novel