After Su Cha was reborn, he was bound to the [Salted Fish Villain Self-Rescue System], and his mission was to use positive energy postures to do bad things——
Giving durians to the enemy to "fight the stinky with odor", posting Nuan Baobao to fight back against the frame-up, eating the enemy's CP on live broadcast and shouting "I swallowed the key"!
I wanted to show off and lie down, but because of my sand sculpture operation, I became famous all over the Internet, and I was even targeted by the best actor Xie Yan.
This man can hear her system prompts, and he always accurately disrupts the situation——
She recited a line of shame: "King Tianliang broke... The yogurt cap!" He raised his eyebrows: "Did the yogurt cap offend you?"
She ruined her confession by playing "The Most Dazzling National Style" by mistake, and he calmly turned off the sound: "The proposal style is quite unique."
When the system crashed and garbled characters appeared, Xie Yan unplugged the battery of her mobile phone: "Now, let's talk about how to 'fix' me?"
Su Cha held his head and wailed, "Where's the promised counterattack script?!"
Xie Yan chuckled: "Good boy, the villain transformation class has begun - Lecture 1: How to be my wife."
