Li Kai was pitifully working overtime when he died suddenly and transmigrated. Now he had two pieces of news:
The good news was that the Future Merchant Guild System had bound itself directly to him, allowing him to exchange items from this world for all kinds of future technology whenever he wanted!
And modified everyday goods.
But there was a bit of bad news: three green-skinned orcs were charging at him with rusty, tetanus-inducing cleavers, and he...
"Want some instant noodles? They're really good!"
"Good! Tasty!"
And so Li Kai's interstellar legend began!
He used a one-yuan lighter bought on Pinduoduo and passed it off as a sacred flame, making the townsfolk fall to their knees and cry, "Such a pure flame must be a gift from the Emperor!"
He turned the seasoning packet from a beef noodle soup into a bomb and blasted Nurgle's followers. Don't ask how it works. The answer is simply:
"Waaagh! I reckon this'll do the trick!"
He described glass marbles as ancient spirit pearls, imbued with purifying power, and tricked the Craftworld Eldar into handing over their entire fortunes.
He taught the green-skinned orcs to open convenience store chains and used Waaagh energy to crash financial markets everywhere!
But this world was far more brutal than he had imagined:
Countless Chaos worshippers wanted to corrupt him, countless Imperial High Lords wanted to forcibly absorb his merchant guild, and the Adeptus Mechanicus spent all day waving their mechanical arms and chasing after him for their deliveries...
"What? You want to follow me?" Li Kai grinned and pulled out a copy of the 996 Blessings Contract.
"Sign this, and everything you own will belong to the guild! You all need to find out what 996 is like too! Hahaha!"
"What? We only have to work twelve hours a day? And we even get one day off? Lord Li Kai is so generous!"
Living well