Pirate: I Picked up the Yonko in the Toilet

[Anti-travel + fandom + pirates + daily life] Help, One Piece has traveled through time to my house! I looked at the lively Wang Luffy in front of me, and then at the green algae-headed swordsmen who came in one after another behind him, the skeleton holding a guitar, and the ship doctor holding a microscope to study the floor of my house... Only then did I realize that I was not dreaming. So, my dream of lying down completely went astray: - Prepare enough meat for Luffy to eat until he goes bankrupt, to prevent him from emptying the refrigerator in the convenience store downstairs; - You must follow Sauron with a GPS, otherwise he will wander around the community until dark in the next second; - You also have to hide it from the neighbors, so they don't find out that the skeleton that is drying its bones on the balcony every day can actually talk; When the passionate romance of pirates collides with the reality of daily necessities, when the Devil Fruit ability meets the sound of the square dancing aunt, when the goal of "One Piece" becomes "surviving in the human world"; These chaotic and outrageous days seem... Quite interesting? But having said that, can anyone tell me how to send these ancestors back to the sea? Waiting online, it's very urgent!