She Just Can't Be Gentle

A man looked down at her. “What do you do for work?”

The girl answered shyly and cautiously, “I'm a mortician. If you book with me, I can give you a twenty percent discount.” See how considerate I am?

The man's face instantly turned pale. How creepy! He grabbed his bag and ran.

Pfft...

The two men at the next table struggled to hold back their laughter. The girl's look in their direction was terrifying.

Scene Two:

“I heard you only finished high school. Did you go to school just to pretend you were educated?”

The girl looked at him coolly. “Do you speak just to prove you have no brain?”

The man flushed with anger. “Can you talk like a normal person?”

The woman replied, “I can, just not with you.”

The man's face darkened. “No wonder nobody wants you, with a mouth that venomous.”

The woman casually swirled the water in her glass. “You don't even have the shame to care about your own face, so why should I hold back? And you want to date a young woman? Take a good look at what you are.”

The man cursed angrily. “You think you can talk to me like that?”

The woman gave him a contemptuous smile. “I don't want your face. It's ugly.”

The matchmaker dragged the man away, muttering curses.

The two men in the corner had just enjoyed another entertaining show. “What a gorgeous girl. It's a shame she's not dateable. Her mouth is full of poison.”

Wang Ziyan watched her retreating figure and curled his lips into a meaningful smile.

Gu Yichen could tell from his cousin's expression that he was interested. He really didn't want to see his own little white rabbit get poisoned to death!

A note for readers: The female lead is mentally stable (a little crazy), and not mean-spirited (well, a little).

The male lead is a big white rabbit (with a black sesame filling).

His thought process is odd, and he has plenty of outrageous tricks.