[Jinx + Word Spirit System + Hilarious Face-Slapping Satisfaction + Terrible Relatives + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger]
Yun Shu had just one thing to say about her transmigration experience: What a nightmare!
She'd transmigrated into a sharp-tongued, mean-spirited farmwife. Her children and grandchildren were unfilial, her neighbors couldn't stand her, and even the dogs hated seeing her out and about.
Lying in bed, grief and indignation filling her heart, she made a wish: “Heavens, why don't you just strike me dead with a bolt of lightning?”
KABOOM!
A bolt of lightning struck the crooked tree in the courtyard with pinpoint accuracy.
Yun Shu: “...?”
She tentatively said to her fifth son, who was in the middle of a fight, “You're so capable, why don't you go up to the sky?”
The next second, her fifth son let out a yelp, tripped over the threshold, landed flat on his face, and then shot straight up onto the roof.
Yun Shu: “!!!”
Well, would you look at that? Did I just unlock a jinxing aura?
From then on, the Zhao family went completely off the rails.
To her lazy youngest son, who loved to eat but hated to work: “If you don't start reclaiming land, your rice jar might grow legs and run away!” That very noon, the youngest son wailed that rats had gnawed a huge hole in his rice jar.
To her troublemaking daughter-in-law: “With a mouth that foul, aren't you afraid you'll get a faceful of manure when you go out?”
The words had barely left her mouth when her fourth son, who was carrying manure from the courtyard to fertilize the vegetables, slipped. A bucket of liquid manure came flying down from the sky and splattered all over the eldest daughter-in-law's face.
The whole family trembled with fear, their eyes full of awe whenever they looked at her.
“Mother/Grandma, what would you like to praise today?”
“Mother/Grandma, please remember that silence is golden!”
Yun Shu cleared her throat, hands tucked into her sleeves, her expression inscrutable.
Hmph, you little brats. You think I can't straighten you out? Starting today, you'd all better behave yourselves, or... don't blame me for letting my mouth run wild!
It feels okay. In fact, the heroine didn't do anything. She wanted to complain every time, but those people started to interpret her with divergent thinking. Every time, she said, "I understand" and "I understand." The heroine always had only one idea, which was to lie still and enjoy her retirement life. Then she met Come and ask her for advice on big and small things, and then rely on the heroine's complaints to start your own interpretation of divergent thinking, and finally successfully complete the process of transformation. There are not many weird things in the article, and the words are followed. If you have a grudge, you will immediately avenge it. It is useless no matter how far away you are. This system is really powerful.
It's a very light and lively article. It gets a little bit crazy as you go to the end 🤦 It's quite funny. The huge family fortune is all because of the old lady's words. I over-interpreted every sentence and achieved great success 😂 😂 Recommended 👍 👍 👍
There is no weird pull and pull, just an old lady's desire to have children and grandchildren, a prosperous family, and then live a retired life. The ending is so heartwarming. Those people around him can figure out the profound meaning of his words, which is so funny [face-covering][face-covering]
It looks good, it looks good, I like it very much, I like to speak freely.
It's beautiful. The author's writing is very good.
It's so beautiful, the rating is too low, the old lady is amazing!
Lively, fast-paced, and pretty fun to watch
Good-looking, good-looking, look, look, look
It's okay to visit here...
It's very interesting to watch, and the more you watch it, the more interesting it becomes. First it's about your own family, and then it's about the big things about your family and country.