I became the most prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty. I was hung from the beam and beaten because I was in debt of one hundred thousand taels. The creditors sneered: "Trash, what can I pay back?" I took out the "shared donkey cart" plan and used modern finance to cut leeks all over the city. In the blink of an eye, "Daming Haidilao" started, VIP cards in brothels were sold at sky-high prices, and nobles from all over the court were vying to be taken advantage of.
The emperor paid a private visit incognito and was slaughtered as a fat sheep. Long Yan was furious and wanted to kill the nine tribes. I took out the nine-year compulsory education textbook and said, "Your Majesty, do you want to have a genius prince?" While the little prince was learning calculus with a sweet voice, corrupt officials were lining up to jump into the Ponzi scheme I designed.
All the civil and military officials in the dynasty cried and fainted in the latrine: "Please be a human being!"
——This Imperial Master has tricked others into burying himself!
